[ that comment catches him off guard. what kind of person lives like this?
this house is a step up from his usual one. no mildew in the walls, not some abandoned complex. he has a bedroll for sleeping and that's it. isn't that enough? he has more than he's ever had before. he's never had cabinets before. or a place to cook.
his fists clench, frustrated. it's not — it's not his fault that —
[ The slipper? Connects. Ranmaru doesn't try to avoid it - because he wants to obstinate or genuinely can't move from his precarious little ceiling shelter, who can say. ]
Ow....
[ Mean to him. Treating him like a ROACH.
...
He grabs the slipper. It's now a hostage. ]
Do you feel better now? Did you get it out of your system?
[ Oh his aching head. His back. He pushes himself up to sit, making all the noises one would expect from a 2000 year old man. Ohhh ahhhh ohhhh ughhhh. ]
It worked, didn't it? You couldn't get me up there. It was pretty ingenious.
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[ Oh he's RUNNING!!!!! TO THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!!! ]
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[ he's chasing after you!!! ]
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To hang from a ceiling rafter!!!!!!!!! Oh, he misses his wings. HE MISSES THEM. ]
Bet you can't get up here - ah, ha! Let this be a lesson - I'm the captain of a very evil group of villains, the Karasu Tengu trope!!!!
[ Oh, whoops. Ope. Almost fell from the ceiling. He'll just.....you know.....grab a nearby light to keep steady. ]
I'll steal whatever you don't lock up -
[ A beat. ]
If you ever buy something! Come on! What kind of person lives like this?
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this house is a step up from his usual one. no mildew in the walls, not some abandoned complex. he has a bedroll for sleeping and that's it. isn't that enough? he has more than he's ever had before. he's never had cabinets before. or a place to cook.
his fists clench, frustrated. it's not — it's not his fault that —
"you're disgusting. no one wants you."
right? ]
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Ow....
[ Mean to him. Treating him like a ROACH.
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He grabs the slipper. It's now a hostage. ]
Do you feel better now? Did you get it out of your system?
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[ a little, surprisingly. ]
Now get off my ceiling.
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I won't beat you up.
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Well, it doesn't matter. He gets his ass kicked on most days ending in y. Still- ]
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His hold? Not so great suddenly. Moving to kidnap that shoe really fucked up his equilibrium. Without his wings to keep steady and weightless- ]
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[ Down comes Ranmaru, clutching light fixture, shoe and all. It's a 3 for 1 special. Sakura might be the luckiest guy in the world.
He lands oh so gracefully on his ass and back - oh, woe is him. There's so much groaning from that crumpled up body. ]
I'm too old for this. Ow ow ow ow...
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No one told you to climb the ceiling . . .
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It worked, didn't it? You couldn't get me up there. It was pretty ingenious.
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Sit up. I'll get you an ice-pack.
[ one of the few things he does have. and a little first aid kit. ]
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But thank you, Sakura-kun! My poor back...
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[ but he'll fetch that ice-pack for ranmaru because . . . he's a sap. ]
And you won't find stuff here. I haven't got any.
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[ He is going to Steal Things -
After he lets that ice back numb his poor back. ]
We'll get a couple things for you and call it there. Even the troupe house had bedding and kitchen stuff.
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You don't even live here!!
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Closer to crashing at a friend's house!
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What's that?
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[ PLEASE DON'T SAY WHAT'S A FRIEND KID. ]
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What is it?
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we can wrap.....happy roomie era