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[antisocialable]

did you get a house.

i'm not bailing you out if you are homeless.

1/2

[nusumi]

So mean!

[nusumi]

I did find a house though.

Lots of them. You don't need to worry about Ran-chan!

[ He is literally in Sakura's house rn. ]

[antisocialable]

you did?

wait. where are you.

[nusumi]

Oh, around. Here and there. I'm a free spirit, Sakura-kun.

Hey! You're out of rice!

1/???

[antisocialable]

what do you mean i'm out of

[antisocialable]

[ wait. ]

[antisocialable]

[ wait ]

TEXT TO ACTION

[antisocialable]

[ loud screeching can be heard as sakura is booking it to the kitchen. ]

5/5 END

[antisocialable]

[ and he arrives, pointing at him!! ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

1/3

[nusumi]

[ BIG SHRILL SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[nusumi]

[ And he points back!!!!! So accusatory!!!!!! In front of some open kitchen cabinets!!!! ]

DON'T YELL THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING!!!!!! I'm still waking up...

[nusumi]

[ ...

...

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I just thought I would stop by. I was in the area.

[antisocialable]

SO YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE?!

[nusumi]

Yeah! Breaking and entering is a specialty of mine. Not much you could've done to stop it.

[ And he sloooowwwwlyyyyy shuts the cabinet. ]

I was going to take something, but there's nothing to take. Hahaha - joke's on me, right?

[antisocialable]

AND YOU WERE GOING TO ROB ME TOO!!

I'm gonna kick your ass!!

1/2

[nusumi]

It's what villains do, Sakura-kun!

[ Oh, the ass kicking. Well. ]

2/3

[nusumi]

[nusumi]

Don't kick my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't even TAKE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

[ Oh he's RUNNING!!!!! TO THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!!! ]

[antisocialable]

COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[ he's chasing after you!!! ]

[nusumi]

[ CLIMBING UP THE WALL LIKE A DEMON-

To hang from a ceiling rafter!!!!!!!!! Oh, he misses his wings. HE MISSES THEM. ]

Bet you can't get up here - ah, ha! Let this be a lesson - I'm the captain of a very evil group of villains, the Karasu Tengu trope!!!!

[ Oh, whoops. Ope. Almost fell from the ceiling. He'll just.....you know.....grab a nearby light to keep steady. ]

I'll steal whatever you don't lock up -

[ A beat. ]

If you ever buy something! Come on! What kind of person lives like this?

1/2

[antisocialable]

[ that comment catches him off guard. what kind of person lives like this?

this house is a step up from his usual one. no mildew in the walls, not some abandoned complex. he has a bedroll for sleeping and that's it. isn't that enough? he has more than he's ever had before. he's never had cabinets before. or a place to cook.

his fists clench, frustrated. it's not — it's not his fault that —

"you're disgusting. no one wants you."

right? ]

2/2

[antisocialable]

[ then he grabs his slipper and flings it with unerring aim at ranmaru. ]

[nusumi]

[ The slipper? Connects. Ranmaru doesn't try to avoid it - because he wants to obstinate or genuinely can't move from his precarious little ceiling shelter, who can say. ]

Ow....

[ Mean to him. Treating him like a ROACH.

...

He grabs the slipper. It's now a hostage. ]

Do you feel better now? Did you get it out of your system?

[antisocialable]

Tch.

[ a little, surprisingly. ]

Now get off my ceiling.